me putting WD40 on my shopping cart to prevent the wheels from squeaking..

using Cheetos Puffs to make cheese sticks should be on everyone's to do list

turning Kit Kat ice cream into s’mores should be on everyone’s to do list..

turning McDonald’s apple pie into s’mores should be on everyone’s to do list..

why isn’t anyone talking about how Nutella doesn’t stick to strawberries?

this is a reminder to apply nail polish to your NeeDoh before using it..

me realizing adding an ice cube to boiling water makes the bubbles go away..

me doing this before eating my poptart because this is the only way anyone should eat them..

throwback to when I almost burnt down the kitchen

letting my sewing machine go where it wants so it knows I care Abt it's interests too

this is the size of the needle that goes into a port

me realizing it’s more efficient to mop the floor using a broom than a mop..

this is what i want ocean water to look like..

Bastard ("Bad Seed" Riff II)

why isn’t anyone talking about how chocolate doesn’t stick to churros?